Shurg Rush (and, "I've really gone and done it this time!") - 14 May 2014

Wednesday, 14 May 2014 
Shurg Rush 
70 min., 224 lb. 
MOOD: A bit skittish at first, not knowing what I was going to go for on the squat. This workout took longer than usual due to a small amount of chatting with a gym buddy, and then a few minutes giving a trainer some tips on front squatting when she asked me for them!

FSQ: warmup, 8, 6, 4, 3, 3, 1, 1 @ 95, 145, 195, 215, 235, 255, 275, 285 lb.
[Yes, lady and gentleman, I have done it this time: I achieved my goal to front-squat 90% of my back squat. Granted, on a lark last week I did some back squats which edged my SQ up to at least 325 lb, which means I should go for 290 on the FSQ. Nonetheless, the original goal was based on an estimate of 15 lb. While I won't say it was easy, I will say that it wasn't nearly a gutbuster, especially considering how many reps I'd already done. My reward? Back squats tomorrow!] 

hypers: 12, 12, 12 @ + 25, 35, 45 lb.
[Should I do more reps next time, I hold more weight? I'll go for a 12/9/6 rep scheme next time with more weight and see what happens.] 

EZ-bar Kelso shrug: 15, 15, 15 @ 110 lb.
[Annoyed. Using a barbell worked better than dumbbells, but using a 110-lb bar was too light, and using a heavier bar in the dumbbell/bench-seat area is too cumbersome. So, next time, I shall simply take a slightly bent-row posture and shrug a properly loaded barbell. I need at least 135 lb.]

bench shrug: 12, 12, 12 @ 285, 305, 325 lb.
[These were gratifying because I got the bar off the break without a spotter.] 

standing "shrug" shrug*: 12, 9, 9 @ 315, 365, 395 lb.
[A loudmouth at the gym looked at me incredulously when he saw me approaching the machine for a second set, with close to 400 lb. in my sights. That's right, meathead, we don't all have to be beefy to be strong, or loud to be competent.] 

snatch shrug: 9, 8, 8 @ 195, 235, 255 lb.

+ + + 

I replaced dip shrugs for "shrug" shrugs this time, partially because using the gear for dip shrugs is time-consuming, and partially because I want to give my palms a little break. My cleans from the other day gave me a weird periostium bruise/strain on my right hand. I am thinking of doing SQ, chest, biceps, and neck tomorrow, and giving my wrist one more day to rest before I do a  grip workout on Friday. Stay tuned.

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Fitness update(s) - 8 May -- 12 May

Thursday, 8 May 2014 
Shurg Rush
60 min., 221 lb. 

HSQ: 12, 10, 8, 6, 3, 3, 3, 2 @ 145, 165, 185, 215, 235, 255, 285, 305 lb.

[I went for three on my last set, but stalled halfway up. That was strangely gratifying. I had really found a weight that matched, and just surpassed, my ability. Until I get stronger, that is.]

hypers: 12, 9, 6 @ + 25, 35, 45 lb.

db Kelso shrug: 12, 9, 6 @ 80, 85, 90 lb.

[As much as I love dumbbells, I think these will be more effective with a barbell. I'll test it out next time, maybe Wednesday.]

bench shrug: 12, 12, 12 @ 235, 285, 335 lb.

[My spotter on the last set came over and said, "Whoa, that's a lotta weight!" I explained the lift and he grinned, with a glimmer of dawning comprehension. That's three out of three times I've had to gotten to explain my shrug exercises. #GospelOfKelso]

dip shrug: 12, 12, 12, @ + 70, 80, 90 lb.

[Fairly beastly. Me like. A kid came over and watched me on my last set, then asked, "What are those for?" I explained. He nodded, then slowly walked away, with a faint smirk, as if I'd just said my muscles are made of cheese. Clearly a lad still trapped the darkness of Non-Kelsotude.]

snatch shrug: 8, 6, 8* @ 235, 255, 275 lb.

[I realized that I should just deadlift the bar off the ground, in order to be able to use a truly snatch-wide grip without the risk of pinching my fingers on a rack. The last set was fun because, as my grip gave way, I hitched the bar up and grabbed it with a little narrower grip, shrugged again, felt my grip giving way, hitched it one more time into a standard shrug grip, and squeezed out one more rep. Fun times.]

+ + + 

Saturday, 10 May 2014 
Carpe Ferrum workout 
55 min., 220 lb. 
MOOD: I truly felt like crap for this workout. I don't know why, but part of the problem is that a late night out last week and a little family drama recently have left me feeling drained for a few days. Maybe allergies are hitting me hard, too. In any event, I knew I simply had to "punch the clock." An extremely "mental" workout, it nevertheless ended up being quite effective, all things considered.

FSQ: 10, 10, 10 @ 145, 165, 185 lb.

supinating db press: 10, 10, 10, 8 @ 55, 60, 65, 85 lb.

seated db curl: 10, 10, 10, 8 @ 30, 35, 35, 40 lb.

CL: 8, 8, 8 @ 115, 135, 155 lb.

db flye: 10, 10, 10 @ 45, 55, 60 lb.

seated cable row: 10, 10, 10 @ 150, 170, 170 lb.

unilateral cable row: 10/10, 10/10, 10/10 @ 80, 90, 110 lb.

[I did these seated on the floor and used a little torso rotation to maximize the range of motion. Not too shabby.]

+ + + 

Monday, 12 May 2014 
Carpe Ferrum workout
50 min., 224 lb. 

power CL: 6, 5, 4, 2*, 4, 2* @ 135, 155, 175, 185, 175, 185 lb.

[Once my form got sloppy at 185 lb., I ramped it down a bit, but then decided to go for 185 again. On the last set, I failed on a third attempt, and now my right wrist is a little tweaked. Fear not: I'll be fine.]

unilateral db hang jerk (?): 10, 8, 6, 4/6 @ 50, 55, 60, 65 lb.

[Instead of a one-hand snatch, I devised these in order to work my lats, traps, hams, and posterior chain on the pull, and to perform a fluid press to the top. My copy of Kubik's Dinosaur Training arrived today, so I'd like to thank him for inspiring me to try these out. I squeezed out two extra reps at the end to bring my left arm up to speed.]

incline db flye: 12, 10, 8, 7* @ 50, 55, 60, 65 lb.

Fitness update - 7 May 2014

Wednesday, 7 May 2014 
45 min., 221 lb
MOOD: Felt tired, lifted tired. How you feel is usually a lie. Had a Cytomax. Kind of a random workout, but I got it done. 

warm-up: movements, stretching

SQ: 8, 5, 3, 3 @ 235, 285, 305, 325 lb

plate pinching:
25 lb x 40 sec.
35 lb x 20 sec.
50 lb x a few seconds
[John Brookfield is right. Plate pinching is a radical grip challenge. I managed to get to 25-lb plates off the ground for a few seconds for each hand a couple times, but then I just stuck a little 2.5-lb plate in the hollow of the plate weights listed above, to give my fingers a challenge harder than simply holding the lip of the plate, but easier than a true two-plate pinch.]

towel hang (L-over-R, R-over-L):
15 sec., 15 sec. x 3

db pinch: 60 lb x 15, 20, 17 sec.
[I haven't seen these before, but I'm sure I didn't invent them. I simply grabbed the dumbbells by the plate stack until my grip gave out. You might call them horizontal plate pinches.]

farmer carry: 90 lb x 25, 25, 25 sec.

+ + +  

I'm headed off to a good night of sleep and then I hope to do a Shurg Rush tomorrow. Will probably throw in some Zercher or hack squats, given my masochistic nature.

Even Keel update - 6 May 2014

Tuesday, 6 May 2014 
Even Keel 1A 
70 min., 221 lb
MOOD: Felt edgy, reluctant to go to the gym. But I went anyway. I drank a Cytomax and did my work. 

warm-up - 10 min

FSQ:
5 @ 235
5, 5, 5, 5 @ 225 lb

supinating db DBP: 9, 8*, 5* @ 85, 90, 95 lb
[*Spotter helped on last couple reps.]

SDL: 6, 4, 3 @ 245, 275, 305 lb
[Hook grip on last set. What an awesome technique!]

pullover-press: 10, 9, 9 @ 70, 75, 80 lb

PU: [When I saw these were next on the roster, I said, "Aw, shit," and just decided to do without. #austerity]

seated recline db curl: 9, 6, 6 @ 35, 40, 45 lb

+ + + 

I might do a Shurg Rush tomorrow, but may just go for a walk and do some hand balancing and kb drills.

Grip training + PLUS - 5 May 2014

Monday, 5 May 2014
Crush grip, core
55 min., 222 lb 
MOOD: Very tired by the end of the day. Came home to relax. Got myself into this workout. Hoping a good night of sleep works wonders. 

5 sets x 10 perfect pushups

warm-up: space mace, stretching, ghetto grippers
CoC #1.5- 6 closes
CoC #2 - L 1 close, R 1 close
CoC # 2 - L 1 close (?), R 1 close 
CoC #2 - L 1 near-close, R 1 close 
CoC #1.5 - 10 closes
CoC #2 - L 1 near-close, R 1 close 

74 lb dino db hold -
L 42 sec, R 44 sec
L 40 sec, R 40 sec
L 32 sec, R 32 sec

Scale pose - 40 sec, 30 sec, 30 sec

Planking knee raises- 10/10, 10/10

Forehead flat bridge - 15 sec x 4

Even Keel update - 3 May 2014

Even Keel 1B
75 min (?), 222 lb
MOOD: I felt run down last week and took Friday off from the gym to get some sleep. I also irritated my neck a bit with too much neck bridging a few days ago, so I was trepidatious about this workout. Yet again, however, "how you feel is a lie."

warm-up: movements, scorpions, toe touches, etc.

DL: 6, 4, 2, 1, 1*/1 @ 285, 305, 355, 375, 400, 400
[I used an overhand grip for all reps, and only used chalk once I hit 375. I didn't manage to lock out the penultimate rep, so I set it back down, shook myself out for a few seconds, and then used a hook grip to pull 400 lb.* A new PR. I think I could have gone heavier. But all good things in time....]

twisting db DBP: 8, 7*, 6* @ 80, 85, 90 lb.
[Spotter on 7th rep of 2nd set. Did a negative on 6th rep of last set.]

HSQ: 9, 6, 6 @ 195, 45, 265 lb.
[Blast them quads!]

unilateral bp MP: 9, 7, 5 @ 55, 60, 65 lb.

Kroc row: 8, 6, 8 @ 85, 90, 95 lb.

lying cable curl: 12, 9, 7 @ 100, 110, 120 lb.
[Killer exertion! Wonderful for targeting the biceps long head.]

* {The opening video is a joke about how, for once, I could actually feel the discomfort some people complain about using the hook grip: "That really hurt!" Well, sort of. It was indeed "unpleasant" for a few moments, but you gotta do what you gotta do.}

Fitness update - 1 May 2014

Neck/Core drills 
15 min., 224 lbs 

neck bridge - 50 sec. x 2

forehead ("flat") bridge - 15 sec. x 5

various ab exercises - 10 min.

+ + +

My traps are pleasantly sore. Good job, Shurg Rush.

Oh, and based on my Lifting Lotto last night, my Even Keel 1B routine tomorrow will be as follows:

DL 
twisting db DBP
HSQ
unilateral bp MP
Kroc row
lying cable curl